By Allyson Vaughan, Becca Naylor
A series of bad couplets for fans of The Office….
So hard is my pencil’s lead/That’s what she said
So large is my love for Jim/ not a soul could call it slim…that’s also what she said
The fury of Sir Dwight/ we shall all feel his smite
Who is that Creed/ and what of his murderous deed?
All we know of Kevin/is that cookies are his heaven
The Nard Dog is Sir Andy/His bowties make him dandy
Angela the rude prude/ is never heard being crude
Andy’s exclusion from the Club of Finer Things/is the ultimate sting
Pam and Roy’s long engagement/ influenced her and Jim’s estrangement
And so Jim found solace in Karen/ but we all knew his love for her was barren
Then Karen went back to Stamford/ until corporate a promotion gave her
Remember the time when Jan/took her assistant by the hand to make him a man?
(All Gifs from Google Images, Header Photo original photograph)